The Mighty Baby

A few things I’ve been up to lately:

• Went to my 2 week check-up at the doctor. I’ve got a little dry nick on my butt crack but otherwise all is well. I’m now at 6lbs 12oz and 21″. I grew a whole inch in 17 days.
• I’ve had gas — burps, explosive poop, overall not feeling so well. Everyone (except maybe Mom) has been good about patting me and helping the gas pass. Grandma has an exceptionally strong whack and tends to get the gas out quickly.
• My lungs are awesome! I let out a super loud and sharp cry in the middle of the night. It made Mom and Dad’s heart race and jump out of bed. hahahaha
• Opening up presents. My adoring fans keep sending gifts. Man, am I lucky or what.
• Taking baths. They really calm me down. The other day, I was so relaxed after my bath that I did some crazy poops while bundled up in the towel. It was fabulous just to see Dad’s reaction. And, it scored me another bath. I really enjoy soaking my butt.
• Going all Houdini and breaking out of my swaddle — I’m really good at getting my arms out, though once they’re out, I don’t know what to do with them yet. Maybe I can get a job as a ref in football. Score!

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