Update: The doctor’s office just called, and said that the scale was calibrated wrong yesterday. I’m actually only 13 pounds and 3 ounces (80%). Yay!
Clocked in at 14 pounds and 14 ounces today. That’s 101% compared to other brats my age. I’m also 24 inches long, which is 81%. They say percentiles don’t matter, but I’m mighty proud of my high marks!